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Joke of the Day

"My grandma had a lock installed on her medicine cabinet poor thing no one's ever going to visit her again"

"Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer? She felt threatened by someone more malignant than herself"

"I'm gonna go out on a limb and declare 'Drugs' the winner of the war on drugs."

"It must be difficult to post inspirational Tweets when your blood type is B Negative."

"I would like to have submitted that joke about UDP here but I don't think you would get it."

"In space, no one can hear you scream. In cyberspace, no one can shut you up."

"FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses."

"I hate when people ask me what I'm doing in five years... Come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision."

"A cemetery foreman discovers that his employees cremated a body he explicitly told them to bury. ""You've made a grave mistake!"" He fumes."

"Hubby: This dinner is not gonna make itself!!!!! And that ladies and Gentleman is how I starred on ""COPS"""