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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I feel like a man trapped in a woman's marriage."
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"A pinata at my funeral so people will be happy.. but filled with bees so they're not too happy."
"What happens when you give Sigmund Freud and Oedipus a bunch of cocaine? A mother fucking awesome party."
"What does a lesbian couple do for fun while they're having their periods? Fingerpaint!"
"How do you call a robber in a suit of armor? A thief in the knight"
"Rabbit TV ESPN had the Natonal Spelling Bee on there."
"My middle finger gets a boner when i think of you"
"Megan with an h? Whatever Hmegan...."
"How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3/5"
"The Rocky Mountains Ever since Colorado passed amendment 64, legalizing marijuana, there have been talks of renaming the Rocky Mountains to the Stoney Mountains."