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Joke of the Day

"He: How are you? Me: Thanks, but I'm too old for you He: I was going to ask about your wireless prov... Me: Just keep telling yourself that"

"Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank? Because she was drinking on the job."

"What does a violin player use as birth control? Their personality"

"ADHD is ADD in high definition."

"What turns on mathematicians Big quantitties."

"What's the difference between a frog and a cat? A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night."

"A couple orders a pie at a luxury restaurant The husband eats 4/7 of the pie and the wife the rest. He paid 4.5$ more than her. How much did the pie cost? Answer in comments"

"People in glass houses can throw whatever they want. They live in a glass house, I'm not expecting them to be practical"

"Who was the most racist president? Bill Clinton. He hid from the black guy in between the Bushes."

"anyone wanna hear a pizza joke? Nahhh, its too CHEESY."