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Joke of the Day

"What turns on mathematicians Big quantitties."

"what do you call a dinosaur with a big mouth, big ass and tiny hands? T-Rump"

"What concert ticket costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback"

"My girlfriend is like Windows... She's 10."

"Dear Monday. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my weekend. Prepare to die."

"We were going to install Underfloor heating... But we got cold feet."

"What's the difference between a diaper and a politician? When a diaper is full of shit, it gets discarded. When a politician is full of shit, it runs for president."

"(p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln I just foiled your plan."

"How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Just have the keybord player do it with their left hand."

"Attidude Redefined for love: I can always take care of my self... But still, i want the person who can prove to me that i can't..."