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Joke of the Day
"Who was the most racist president? Bill Clinton. He hid from the black guy in between the Bushes."
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"If you drink enough, your brain starts photo-shopping people."
"What did Oliver Twist say at the slave auction? Please sir, I want some moors."
"I left my job. Couldn't work for my boss after what he said... ""You're fired."""
"If a dove represents peace which bird represents true love? The swallow."
"In coach, I like to pretend it's my private plane and I happened to invite along a couple hundred of my stinkiest and loudest friends."
"Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?"
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How do you get his little legs open?"
"Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat ? How much their husbands make"
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Tragic."