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Joke of the Day
"So I took some acid and ate an entire box of Fiber bars. I've been seeing shit for days."
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"what's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? attire."
"I had two ribs removed so I could pet small dogs easier."
"Got a $15000 parking fine!!..I didn't see a sign saying you couldn't park on pedestrians."
"[text] ""Just saw this! I'd love to go to dinner!"" Him: That was 3 years ago, I have a wife & kid now. ""Bring 'em! Sister Wives is my jam!"""
"How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads? Chasing parked cars."
"What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl? When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it."
"Somewhere, some Nigerian lawyer is wondering why you're not sending him the personal information that he needs to give you your inheritance"
"What's black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee"
"ME: I'm heading to the shop ROOMMATE: What are you going to get? ME: [wearing a wedding dress] Compliments"