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Joke of the Day

"what's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? attire."

"Q: How did the pig get to the hospital? A: In a hambulance."

"Why is my girlfriend fat? Because I'm ugly."

"What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? A lickalotapuss What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasaurass"

"Have you heard the new drink called Sandy? ...It's a watered down Manhattan!"

"asbestos huh? if what i'm hearing is true they shoudl call it asworstos ."

"An autistic and a vegan walk into a bar You only know because they mention it every other sentence"

"What did the flight attendant say to the vulture who dragged two dead raccoons onto the flight? I'm sorry sir, but you're only allowed one carrion"

"Diarrhea is heredity in my family It runs in our genes"

"Your Momma is so stupid she put sand paper on the bottom of her wheelchair, talk'n bout she a ruff rider."