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Joke of the Day

"what's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? attire."

"Fun Game: 1. Be a couple without kids. 2. Hire a babysitter. 3. When they show up and ask where the kid is, scream, ""You lost it already?!?"""

"What is a red haired persons favorite alcohol? Ginger Ale"

"Why did the blonde call an exterminator? Her computer had a bug..."

"I was gonna tell you all a joke about how I had to replace the wood holding up my fence... But I was afraid it is only a repost."

"I got fired from work on pajama day... It's not my fault I sleep naked."

"So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?"

"*Boss approaches desk* ""What the fu.."" Me, wearing paper clip necklace - ""See? I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"""

"Some call me an alcoholic, But I call myself an antisocial drinker"

"BREAKING: Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys killed instantly by lack of oxygen."