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Joke of the Day

"What is H20 Made out of? 20 hydrogen atoms."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who past his uncle in the jungle?"

"So two muffins are in an oven And on says, ""Gee, it's really hot in here."" And the other muffin says, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING A MUFFIN!"""

"Do you know why I hate drinking with blind people? They can't handle their liquor--They always black out"

"My grandpa flirting with a 91 year-old lady at his senior home. ""You look young enough to be my daughter."""

"Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Gays are definitely from Saturn. You know the only planet chic enough to accessorize with a belt."

"I've been dating a homeless women recently, and i think its getting serious. She asked me to move out with her."

"how sodomy started........ a good friend & an itchy butthole."

"How often do you find a eunuch in Westeros? It Varys ( )"

"Why is it better to be ashy? cause it just means you spit more fire"