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Joke of the Day
"""You stop crying or I'll give you something to laugh about!"" - clown parents"
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"What kind of bees are sometimes filled with milk? BOO-BEES! (boobies)"
"We are friends until the waiter sets that plate of nachos down on the table, then we are mortal enemies"
"What does a robot do during sex? He nuts and bolts!"
"Tried to go for anal with my gf without talking about it She says, ""that's a dick move"""
"I don't understand Fox and Friends. No one on the show is named Fox. Are they friends with a TV channel?"
"Hang in there, people suffering from natural disasters and deadly diseases - we're putting ribbons on our cars as fast as we can"
"I think I'm a genius.... I just solved a rubiks cube so fast! It only took me 5 minutes and 25 seconds to peel off all the stickers."
"According to my textbook, The old Greek currency was called Drachmae but apparently now they use a currency called *whoosh*"
"What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism? v2 Allah's Snackbar."