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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism? v2 Allah's Snackbar."
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"*turns on internet* computor, i need to take a break from trying to achieve one thing. show me all of the achievments of others all at once"
"Stevie wonder may be a great musician, But he is a terrible dad.. He never sees his kids."
"If I offended anyone in the last 24 hours sorry but I forgot my medication and I ran out or premium beer and my son's dating a scientologist"
"How do you hide an elephant up a cheery tree? Put it in the tree and paint it's balls red. What's the loudest noise in the world? A giraffe eating cherries Edit: not a cheery tree...cherry"
"What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song? Olive My Love"
"Dogs are terrible hosts They get angry if you try to use their bathroom."
"Hey Guinevere *knight flips up his visor* Hast thou considered my proposal? Because *unsheathes blade* I'm sword of a big deal."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ? Alaska my mummy !"
"Have manufacturers of picket fences ever gone on strike? Because the irony would be awesome. Take your time, I'll wait."