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Joke of the Day

"Tried to go for anal with my gf without talking about it She says, ""that's a dick move"""

"What's the difference between jam and jelly I can't jam my cock up your ass"

"Don't anthropomorphize your pets... They hate it when you do that."

"Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving..."

"What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy? A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one."

"What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common? They both have problems finding x."

"I wish all my younger siblings would appreciate how low I set the bar for them."

"If you practice Yoga, but are not a vegetarian, You're just a poser."

"If I were a kidnapper, I'd drive around telling adults there's naps in the van."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips."