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Joke of the Day

"If Gingrich were to win the presidency... ...can we call his current wife the ""third lady?"""

"A bird in the hand is never as fun as a hand in the bush."

"Her: Oh no, I've lost my jacket.. Me: *appears from the shadows* (whispers) you left it at the restaurant *slinks back into the shadows*"

"Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."

"MOVE CHEESE!! Get out of the whey!! Credit to some youtuber."

"Why did the pickle stop being a contortionist? It was to cucumbersome."

"INTERVIEWER: Says here you do magic tricks? ME: *hands him back his business card* Is this your card? INTERVIEWER: holy shit"

"What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals? A good Friday"

"What do Christians and Muslims have in common They think it's a sin to use condoms when raping 5 YEAROLDS"

"I told a joke I made up last Halloween! It got me a few Snickers."