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"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate a tit a lot."
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"""Why did he win?! Anyone who supports Trump is nuts!"" said the Hillary supporter, fully unaware that cashews alone outnumber humans 50 to 1 ..."
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"Yo mama is so Black that she went to the funeral naked!"
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