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Joke of the Day
"A bird in the hand is never as fun as a hand in the bush."
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"Knock knock. Who's there? Yes ! Who is there! HortonHearsA Who !"
"""WHY YES I'D LOVE TO BE A THOUSAND POUNDS"" my brain when i see a box of donuts"
"My girlfriend went to Florida She blew his whistle; It went down for real."
"Why did I go to the dentist at an Indian Reservation? To get some Sioux veneers"
"If you ever decide to commit suicide by jumping from a building, the least you could do is wear a cape first."
"Years ago I went to a job placement agency. I left disappointed. Apparently nobody offers temp work as an astronaut."
"So apparently, all you can eat buffets do not include the waitresses."
"if you hold a turtle shell up to your ear you can hear a turtle biting on your ear you dumb idiot"
"I ordered a horse from a rancher, but got a mule. Seems he half-assed it..."