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Joke of the Day

"Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate the Pizza before it was cool."

"Did you hear about the blonde identical twins? They couldn't tell each other apart."

"My wife and I found each other on a dating website.........3 years after we got married. That was awkward."

"I texted my girlfriend ""goodnight, love you"" but accidentally sent it to my boss. Now Its awkward, cause he holds my hand during meetings."

"Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot? Because any more would be too farty."

"What is Mexico's national sport? Cross Country"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ? Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !"

"What's the best thing about fucking a pregnant woman? Getting a blowjob at the same time."

"I've just started a band. Were called Missing Cat might of even seen the posters for us."