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Joke of the Day
"Why did the comedian go to the dog pound? To work on his put-downs."
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"The Worst Joke Ever What kind of jokes do farmers tell? CORNY JOKES!!!"
"""Honey, does this milk seem spoiled?"" *milk locks itself in its room til it gets an iPhone 6* ""Oh its just going thru a phase"""
"She was a very heavy smoker with a cough that curdled your blood. Phlegm fatale, they called her."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves? Russel."
"Sex is like Kebab. When it's good, it's really good... ...and when I'm drunk I'm willing to pay for it in a roadside turkish buffet."
"on earth: a magiciam puts his hand in his hat in the rabbit realm: The Hand emerges. it is time. the rabit council must chose a sacrifice"
"I saw an attractive woman spank her kid in McDonalds after he threw his fries on the ground, so I also threw mine on the ground."
"I just heard a horrific story about a man who left his house without his phone."
"I don't hold grudges or plot for revenge, I will simply send a bunch of Jehovah's witnesses to your door...on a daily basis."