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"What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother? virgin"
"FUN FACT: Canada was once called Moosebekistan. You don't know. Prove me wrong."
"Golf is like life! It has it's ups and downs, but eventually you end up in a hole"
"A gentleman is ... a man who gets out of the shower to take a pee"
"Who was the first carpenter? Eve. She made Adam's banana stand"
"""Have u seen my cat?"" ""I saw a cat down the road?"" ""Really? [shows me a picture] was it this cat?"" ""No, the one I saw was dead."""
"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are under $2.00 while deer nuts are under a buck"
"I heard my neighbour was stealing everyone else's Viagras... That was kind of a dick move."
"There's no dumb questio ""Why'd my parents get divorced?"" See. His parents most likely split up because he's an interrupting little shit"