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Joke of the Day

"I'm scared. I have this weird stabby pain in my chest and it really hurts and..Dorito. It was a Dorito in my bra."

"Do know who the ultimate CrossFitter was? Jesus."

"whoever decided how to spell camouflage is a terrible terrible person"

"Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. -trying to put on my distressed denim jeans"

"What do the World Trade Center and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about."

"How do you say, Richard and Robert raped the rabbit, with no R's Dick and Bob fucked a bunny."

"How do you call a prison inmate? With a cell phone."

"As a grown woman with no children or morals to slow me down, I will have a definite advantage during tomorrow's family Easter egg hunts."

"What do you call a female alligator? A galligator"

"Did you know Chewbacca got a girl pregnant the first time he had sex It was a Wookie mistake"