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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flags a big plus."

"How does Donald Trump plan to silence the terrorists? Muzzle 'em"

"Two silk worms were in a race. They ended up in a tie."

"Who was the world's first carpenter? Eve. She made Adam's banana stand"

"I may not have as many Oscars as Leo anymore but... I've still got as many Tour De France wins as Lance Armstrong."

"How does the beer brewer get around with a broken ankle? He hops."

"So I was giving my gf the ghomeshi last night.... ^That is the joke and punchline all in one."

"Me: Why are you in such a bad mood? 5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly."

"25 pumpkins only 90's kids could spice"

"Girl: I want bangs Me: I want a stylist to get my hair as close to antlers as possible. Make me look like a young prince of the wooded glen"