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Joke of the Day
"How do you call... ...a girl that only dates men who own expensive cars? Porschetitute."
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"How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them."
"Pick up artists and garbage men should switch names."
"What idiot called them acquaintances instead of bud lights"
"What's a donkeys favourite breakfast cereal? Mule-sli"
"M: Come to bed... Her: I have a headache M: You're a robot! H: M: H: ...SELF DESTRUCT [BOOM] M: Nice try but you're still under warranty!"
"Coming soon to NBC: She's a lawyer who, you guessed it, doesn't play by the rules. And he's a doctor who, right again, pees sitting down."
"It's not so much that I love karate as it is that I hate boards."
"Whats worse, being a vegan inmate or non vegan? Or non vegan inmate* Depends on whether you want to eat meat or toss salad."
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 15 years"