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Joke of the Day

"At church, what three words are foremost in a bride's mind on her wedding day? ""Aisle,altar,hymn."""

"My pants embarrassed me in front of a chick again. How many times must I tell them that it's rude to point???"

"What does a sarcastic fishing-rod with a broken reeler say? No, reely?"

"I realize I misspelled a word in my last Tweet. On that note I'm about to eat a Famous Anus cookie."

"Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball? They had No Quarter"

"Batman: ""I am...**BATMAN!**"" ""Hi, Batman, I'm not Dad because yours already died when you were a kid."""

"If you're American outside of the bathroom, what are you inside it? European"

"I'm friend with 25 letter of the alphabet... I don't know why... -Chris Turner"

"I have a great joke Newcastle United"

"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle . Always wet but nothing to ride"