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Joke of the Day
"It's not so much that I love karate as it is that I hate boards."
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"A priest checks into a hotel... says to the clerk, ""I assume the porn is disabled."" Clerk says, ""No! It's just regular porn you sick freak!"""
"I married Mrs. Right... I just didn't know her first name was Always"
"Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise... Turns out it was just a Pitbull song on the radio."
"Inkling sounds like a baby octopus"
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