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Joke of the Day
"Dark humor is like food... Not everyone get it..."
Next Joke
"I realize I misspelled a word in my last Tweet. On that note I'm about to eat a Famous Anus cookie."
"Have you checked on your shelves recently? You know, just to see how they're holding up?"
"What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown? AI (Artificial Intelligence)"
"Saw a monarch butterfly today, what made it special is that it was the first time it wasn't stamped on top of a strippers ass."
"An Italian man with spells of amnesia goes into a boutique coffee shop... The barista asked what he wants, and he replies ""Affogato""."
"What does Snoop Dogg eat? Beets by Dre."
"How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?"
"Hey, is your computer running? Well, you better go catch it!"
"Damn girl, are you an alarm clock? Because no matter how many times I hit you you won't shut the fuck up."