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Joke of the Day

"An Italian man with spells of amnesia goes into a boutique coffee shop... The barista asked what he wants, and he replies ""Affogato""."

"I feel like rock jokes are taken for granite not very many pebble appreciate them."

"So women draw their eyebrows on daily, and nothing is said. I sharpie on a beard for movember and suddenly everyone has something to say."

"My wife gives me the speaking treatment."

"Eight glasses of water a day? Nope. I do a minimum of sixteen. Keeps you looking young. Take me for example. I was born in 1926."

"Behavioral (/ be_have_voyeural) Economics Q: why do some people pay WAY too much at auctions? A: more bid curiosity"

"Singer Neil Diamond started his career as Neil Coal. He changed his name when the pressure got to him."

"old people love to comment on news stories ""these are sad times we're living in"" like humans only recently started being pieces of shit"

"Such bullshit that people stop saying ""You ate it all! Good job!"" once you reach a certain age"

"I just got a DM from a guy who said he was a Day Trader. I offered him 3 Mondays for a Friday."