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Joke of the Day

"What does Snoop Dogg eat? Beets by Dre."

"What does someone have when he can tell you how many guys are in a crowd? Acumen."

"TIL that Hitler never ate cake Apparently all the ovens were already being used."

"why was the sand wet? because the sea-weed."

"Friend told me he buffed up without any protein shakes. No whey."

"What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch? Namaste"

"Having sex with a waitress sucks. She only takes the tip."

"Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It's like having a remote to open the fridge."

"Auto-correct is the new... Is Auto-correct the new Freudian dick? Or Is Anal-correct the new Freudian slip?"

"I spent the whole of my day with my hand in my trouser pocket. Maybe that's why I kept feeling cocky."