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Joke of the Day

"Hey, is your computer running? Well, you better go catch it!"

"racist joke, any better? What are the similarities between fat chicks and bricks, they both get Laid by mexicans"

"Interviewer: why did you leave your last job? Me: hmm that's a tough one. I guess I'd probably have to say listening is my biggest strength"

"My lesbian neighbours gave me a Rolex for my birthday I'ts nice, but i think they misunderstood me when i said: i wanna watch"

"Why was the pianist so depressed? Because they weren't good at Chopin."

"Go with the flow Girl: Just go with the flow. Me: The last I checked that was what one of the sperms in a premature ejaculation said."

"Computers can beat us at go and chess, but we can still kick their asses at kickboxing."

"What a rip-off! I picked up a book called 101 Mating Positions. It turned out to be a book on chess."

"""You haven't listened to a word I've said."" Strange way for my girlfriend to start a conversation."

"-Trump's top agenda for his first 100 days in office : make everyone use ""bigly"" in conversations so he doesn't look like a fool for being the only one who uses this word ."