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Joke of the Day
"It's a doge eat doge world out there. Such cutthroat. Very survival of the fitter"
Next Joke
"I rented this bobcat to help me dig up my new pool but he won't even hold the shovel. He's just eating all the neighborhood squirrels."
"Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!"
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year."
"What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees? A Meringue - a - tan."
"What do you call a fat Mexican? A spic with span."
"Someone told me a story of a mountain climber... It ended with a cliffhanger."
"Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly."
"What do you call a woman with one leg? Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene"
"What did the lesbian vampire say to another lesbian vampire? ""See you next month"""