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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat Mexican? A spic with span."
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"SISS-BOOM-BAA The sound of a sheep exploding"
"If John Lennon made a rap song today It would go... I'm in love with the Yoko! Them other Beatles thinking oh no! Now they wanna go solo! But no one give a fuck about Ringo!"
"Any man that believes women are ""the weaker sex"" has never tried to reclaim his half of the blanket on a cold winter's night."
"Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was two tired"
"Beware of alphabet grenades... Beware of alphabet grenades, if you throw them it could spell disaster..."
"The difference between kids waking you up and an alarm clock, is that you can throw the alarm across the room"
"What's an epileptic persons favorite pizza place? Little Ceizures."
"If I had a dime for every time a homeless person asked for money, I'd still say no. - Bo Burnham."
"How is it that I always seem to buy the plants without the will to live?"