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Joke of the Day

"Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!"

"Why dont applebees employees wear watches? Cuz theres a clock on the microwave"

"Why do Africans get scared when they get diarrhea? Because they think they are melting...."

"Failed Hallmark card: I'm sorry I stabbed you with a fork when you leaned in to kiss me. I thought you were going to take my taco."

"The Bigger Family Mr and Mrs Bigger had a baby boy. Who was bigger, the baby or his mom? The baby, because he's a little Bigger."

"HUH? Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch? He found out it was a 'rough toad to hoe.'"

"My dad got fired from Cal Trans for stealing... We couldn't believe it. But when we got home, we saw all of the signs."

"You know what they say. Once you go Mac.... you find out your dads dead. RIP Steve Jobs :("

"These pants fit like a cheap hotel... No ballroom."

"What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny"