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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen? A counter reformation."
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"Fruitcake is like marriage. It takes two things that are great on their own and mashes them together into one thing that sucks."
"My family insists i am addicted to drinking brake fluid. But i can stop any time i want."
"ive learned that asians will always make Wong decisions when driving..."
"I wish every time I made eye contact the Super Mario coin sound happened."
"Yesterday my date asked me ,"" how do u view lesbians"" apparently in Full HD was not the right answer"
"WHAT DO WE WANT? If you have to ask, we're not telling you! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? We don't know! -Women's protest rally."
"I want to die like my father; sleeping in peace ... Not like his passengers; screaming in fear."
"Hell hath no fury like a woman who just said ""seriously?"" after a comment you made during an argument."
"That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ""single"" and your ex likes it."