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Joke of the Day
"Why are pirates so mean? I don't know they jusr Arrrrrrrr!"
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"What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission? Nun of your business"
"What kind of bees give you milk Boobies"
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing... except when you're at a funeral."
"What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert? Boo-meringue"
"Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault? Of course you have, because that's the definition of an accident."
"I'd like to dedicate this award to gravity. You've always kept me down to earth."
"COWORKER: Wanna come to my NYE party?! ME: Aww... I would, but I already have plans. MORGAN FREEMAN: He did not have plans."
"Tomatoes are a rich source of lycopene (werewolf dick)."
"Why is Neil Degrasse Tyson such a famous physicist?... On the day he was born he escaped a black hole...... and then he spent his life studying them."