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Joke of the Day
"What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert? Boo-meringue"
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"What does a baby smell like in a microwave? Nsfw I don't know I was too busy jerking off."
"If u ever rob someones house just bring guacamole that way if they catch you you can just yell surprise and tell them they're having a party"
"Why do old men need a Viagra and a Doans before sex? The Doans is so their back don't peter out, and the Viagra is so their peter don't back out!"
"A friend and I just decided that in 10 years if we aren't married we will tell each other what's honestly wrong about ourselves."
"How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)"
"What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'"
"If Kevin Bacon never said ""want some bacon with your eggs"" to a lonely chick in a bar, life just doesn't make sense anymore."
"What was Hitler's amplifier called? Mein Ampf"
"Wife: [eats hotdog, spills mustard & relish on her blouse] Me: HELLO TEMPTRESS"