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Joke of the Day

"COWORKER: Wanna come to my NYE party?! ME: Aww... I would, but I already have plans. MORGAN FREEMAN: He did not have plans."

"Why do natives hate snow? Because it's white and it's on their land!"

"Halloween is the second woman's day in the year You can see slutty drunk witches everywhere after dark."

"A joke about all the leaders of the countries the U.S. has invaded... [removed] > > > > > > From power."

"His son asked him what gay meant. Son: Dad, what does gay mean? Dad: Happy son. It means happy. Son: Then are YOU gay DAD? Dad: No son...... i have a wife..."

"What is the medical name for the operation that changes a person's sex from female to male? An addadicktome."

"Dear Diary, men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do that with pizza."

"What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !"

"Reducing air pollution isn't an easy task, it's emission."

"What did the mayor say after the townsfolk told him that they used the watering hole to take dumps? Well shit."