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"What kind of bees give you milk Boobies"
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"Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 7."
"This bar smells so bad and I can't tell who's homeless and who's a hipster."
"So, there's a plane... So there's a plane. The plane crashes, and every single person dies. However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible? He wasn't single."
"I was admitted to hospital suffering a severe case of sexual frustration but after 48 hours I discharged myself."
"""You talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?"" Ask the lady to the guy on the wheelchair."
"The only time my girl friend will ever scream ""DEEPER, DEEPER""... ...is when they are lowering my casket into the ground!"
"What do Lumber jacks do in China? Chop sticks!"
"What kind of stretches does a pencil do? Ticondeyoga"
"How do you tell the difference between an East Indian Chef and a porn star? Ask them to pronounce the word cumin."