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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bees give you milk Boobies"
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"Why are Jewish movies different from other movies? Because they are uncut."
"A joke I made up when I was high: Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face? Because they're always footing the bill."
"How did the fruits get married? They Cantaeloped!"
"*Dive rolls across the room naked Her- Why don't you just buy curtains?"
"The soul weighs 21 grams. We know this because the Jurassic World film reels are 21 grams lighter than Jurassic Park"
"Whats the difference between seeing a rapist in the daytime and seeing a rapist at night? At night you can only see the eyes and the grill."
"My girlfriend hates when I correct her grammar. She's like ""What's with all the red pen marks in my diary?"""
"The guy who invented Twister died this week. Fitting him into the coffin took 27 spins."
"Stephen Hawking can be pretty funny sometimes, But I dont think he could do standup"