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Joke of the Day
"Tomatoes are a rich source of lycopene (werewolf dick)."
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"""Can I smash my head against your wall?"" ""Sure, knock yourself out."""
"Cat with 16 lives There was a cat with 16 lives. It was run over by a 4x4 and it died."
"This guy just scrolls through his Facebook page... And then he notices that ""Steve (Minecraft) has blocked you."""
"What's the difference between a feminist and an archangel that dislikes Biblical prophets? One is a Dan-hating Mike. The other is a man-hating dyke. edit: spelling because of anal dykes"
"I was called a faggot by an angry homeless woman last night. I would've been offended but I was too busy living in a home."
"What do you get when you eat too much shitty pizza? Pizzeria"
"What did the audio visual cable say when it got 80% on its final? HDMI"
"What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? ""Who said talk is cheap?"""
"A fly walks out of a bar. He was sitting in someone's stool."