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Joke of the Day

"I could be a stripper if guys want to see a girl get stuck trying to take off her turtleneck followed by an on-stage panic attack."

"You've got to hand it to midgets Because they cant reach it themselves"

"Why is Superman wanted by the police? He is wanted for being the Man of Steal."

"Have you heard about the guy who finally overcame his coprophilia? He got off scat-free"

"What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves."

"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has its claws at the end of its paws and a comma is the pause at the end of a clause."

"i'm trying to lose weight so i ordered a salad and i immediately got annoyed thinking about the salad i would have to eat."

"You guys want to play that new Michael Brown drinking game? It's easy, you just stand there and take eight shots."

"Butterflies have 1,200 eyes. That means they spend 7 months taking out their contacts every night."

"A Prime Rib, A Baked Potato, and a Garden Salad walk into a bar... The bartender snaps his head away from the newspaper and yells, ""Beat it, guys!"" ""We don't serve food!"""