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Joke of the Day
"Why is Superman wanted by the police? He is wanted for being the Man of Steal."
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"I like my men like I like my chess players... They know how to make an opening."
"Five out of six people are okay with Russian Roulette... ... The sixth one loves it to death."
"After learning about hieroglyphics, it makes you realize that Egyptians invented the emoji."
"I offered a North Korean some freedom He said ""Im glad its free but what the hell is 'dom'"""
"I served 2 years in Iraq Until they shut down the restaurant"
"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."
"BREAKING: Police are trying to rescue a cow lost in a cannabis field. The steaks have never been higher."
"My girlfriend was dropping all these hints about tying the knot or taking the plunge... so I tied a rock around her ankle and pushed her off the pier. She hasn't called since..."
"Sometimes I make up raps about the mortgage brokers and escrow officers I work with in case one of these mother fuckers tries to battle me."