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Joke of the Day

"You've got to hand it to midgets Because they cant reach it themselves"

"Why do sharks circle their prey? ""dad, why do the sharks swim in circles like that before they eat someone?"" ""it makes them taste better, son."" ""taste better? How? "" ""it scares the shit out of them."""

"You're like a prize winning fish. I don't know whether to eat you or mount you."

"Why did the bad comedian visit the dominatrix? Because he was a sucker for Pun-ishment."

"My boss accused me of sticking my finger in his BD cake in the break room fridge, but he is completely wrong, it wasn't my finger."

"My wife says I can join your gang but I have to be home by 9."

"If you're a necrophiliac sadomasochist who enjoys beastiality... You may as well give it up, you're flogging a dead horse."

"Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant."

"What's brown and sticky? a stick"

"I've started 2016 with a goal of losing 20 pounds... Seems like I've lost more, my ATM is empty"