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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone? Because eventually, its cover would be blown."
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"What do you call it when someone hacks your bank account, and performs a transaction that leaves you with exactly as much money as you had before? Identity theft! A math joke. Credit goes to Ben."
"Jake Roper from Vsauce 3 is cancer. too soon?"
"My dog doesn't always bark like there's an intruder in the house, but when he does he waits until I'm home alone and in the shower."
"How did the Roman feel when he cannibalized his nagging wife? Glad-he-ater"
"I just found out five people I went to high school with are dead. What's taking the rest of them so long?"
"Joke. What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat? ......Claude!"
"How did you know that the janitors were dating? They were caught sweeping together."
"fun prank: text a girl ""we need to talk right now"" and then throw your phone into a river"
"Last month I lost my camouflage hat... I'm not sure how I should feel about this"