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Joke of the Day
"Last month I lost my camouflage hat... I'm not sure how I should feel about this"
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"White lies are fine. Don't tell a black lie though. Black lies matter."
"I mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later"
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"Friends are like ants if you burn them, they die."