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Joke of the Day

"Last month I lost my camouflage hat... I'm not sure how I should feel about this"

"What is the leading cause of dry skin? Bath towels..."

"Who is a Racist and a Homophobe and a Bigot and a Hater and a Sexist pig? *Anyone* winning an argument with a liberal."

"My mom's (one ethnicity) & my dad's (another)... So I guess you could say that makes me a (shitty, lazy comedian!)"""

"I say ""post-9/11"" for literally anything that happened in the last 14 years. Madagascar 2 is so post-9/11. Dr Pepper Ten is a post-9/11 soda"

"What do you call a dead skunk? A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever."

"Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Agatha ! Agatha who ? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking! jk... rolling"

"What's so great about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."