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Joke of the Day
"How did the Roman feel when he cannibalized his nagging wife? Glad-he-ater"
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"HR: welcome to sexual harassment training. Me *raises hand* I'm gonna leave. HR: it's mandatory. Me: There's nobody here I would harass."
"Boss: It's almost quitting time. Drinks? Me: In my top desk drawer. Help yourself. Boss:..."
"Waiter waiter! What's this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner? Oh that one ? he comes here every night."
"At the restaurant I heard a lady say her taco was too salty. My wife had to leap over the table and cover my mouth before I said something."
"Why was Ed single? Because Sheeran away."
"Did you hear about the brown paper bag cowboy? He had a brown paper bag hat, brown paper bag boots, a brown paper bag shirt, and a pair of brown paper bag pants. He was arrested. For rustling."
"I just starred in a movie about a guy who sells car parts Don't worry, I won't give away any spoilers"
"""Should the cabin lose pressure oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or other adults acting like children."""
"""I know she told me to buy Tampax, but I'll buy the store brand that's on sale instead."" The last thoughts of a man who's about to die."