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Joke of the Day
"How did you know that the janitors were dating? They were caught sweeping together."
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"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops at three ho's."
"Nobody really dates anymore. You just make eye contact, text, hang out, and next thing you know all her clothes are in your closet...."
"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar...... followed by batman!.... Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na"
"The dinosaurs died for our sins."
"Forget everything you learned in College.... ""Forget everything you learned in College, you won't need it working here."" ""But I never went to college."" ""I'm sorry your not qualified to work here."""
"Are you saying that if I shoot you with a pistol, you won't get hurt? Why don't you give it a shot?"
"A little boy comes running to his mother.. ""I went into the bathroom and the light came on without me touching anything!"" ""Oh you idiot, you've pissed in the fucking fridge again."""
"What is the worst piece in undersea chess? The prawn."
"What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist? A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store."