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Joke of the Day

"(-1) 23 and it was delicious."

"Whenever I wake up in a bad mood I always wear a shirt I don't like just in case I turn into The Hulk."

"So how was the tourettes convention? SHIT"

"No, not bisexual, I said beesexual. I fuck bees."

"What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!"

"Postman told me he was going on holidays.... I asked him if it was Parcelona or Istampbul he was headed to... Just said it was a stag do for his friend Ah, an all mail party I exclaimed"

"What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have problems."

"HR and I apparently disagree on what ""debriefed"" means."

"Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps? All his comebacks take three days.."

"Life keeps reminding me that I have no idea what I'm doing"