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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blonde have a sore belly-button? Because she had a blond boyfriend."
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"Don't ever go to Bates Motel... a PSYCO lives there!"
"I told my doctor i was scared and nervous when i got tested for HIV... He said 'Just calm down and try to think positive.'"
"Can't believe people still say ""pot"" it's not the 70s anymore we call it ""saucepan"" now"
"Waitress: 'Do u have any questions about the menu?' Me: 'What kind of font is this?'"
"I was sitting across the bus today from a very sexy Thai girl...and I kept saying to myself ""Don't get an erection , Don't get an erection""....But she did"
"Unable to fall asleep all night from browsing on your iPhone? There's a nap for that."
"My mum's bf hates when I shorten his name to 'Dick'. Mainly because his name is Matthew."
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"What is it called when you kill a chickpea? Hummuside"