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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blonde have a sore belly-button? Because she had a blond boyfriend."
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"I told you to act natural while I paint. Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table? - DaVinci"
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba Dum Tss!"
"First cave man to 2nd cave man: ""I don't care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows."""
"Dad to kid: ""Connor, eat your food!"" ""Eat your food!"" ""Eat your food!"" ""Eat your food!"" Me: *turns around, eats all of kid's food*"
"Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?"
"The good news is, that bag of clothes from 1998 that I still haven't taken to the donation centre...they are back in style now."
"Sex is great, yes but have you ever had water come out of your ear after it stayed there two days after swimming? OMG"
"YANKEE DOODLE: *sticks feather in his cap* This is called macaroni YANKEE DOODLE'S FRIEND: Ok, cool. Listen man, everybody's worried about u"
"Do you know about the Chinese author who wrote a million page book? It was Wei Tu Long."