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Joke of the Day

"Man in a pasture face down A man lays face down in the pasture with a backpack on his back and flies buzzing around him. Question: Whats in his backpack? Answer: Parachute"

"I've been told that I'm very condescending That means I talk down to people"

"wanna hear a pizza joke? ....nevermind its too cheesy"

"What do you call the moisture build-up between two cousins having sex? Relative humidity"

"My brother thought his vasectomy ... would keep his wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changed the color of the baby."

"[NSFW] If you're born with a penis you're a boy, a vagina, you're a girl, but...... If your born with a couple of cunts for parents then you're probably gender neutral"

"I would make a joke here... ...but Amy Schumer doesn't need any more material."

"I was raised by wolves I was then lowered by bears They really should only have one species of animal operating these cranes"

"Two squirrels in the backyard. But they are not playing together. Wonder if there's history."

"Just realized the girl I flipped off in the parking lot is in my next class.. This could be awkward."