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Joke of the Day
"Why did the football player go to the bank? To get his quarterback."
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"You know when doctors leave the room they are just checking Web MD right?"
"TIFU by whipping the wrong person at the BDSM club. Whoops, wrong sub."
"What is the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
"I've just invented a perfume made from holy water Eau my God"
"How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome? You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home."
"""Ok, hear me out. What if we gave people enough for three fries?"" -guy who invented ketchup packets"
"I hate autocorrect... It always makes me say things I don't Nintendo."
"People are so unreliable Waited in all day for someone to come and fix my broken doorbell, but they never turned up."
"What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !"