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Joke of the Day
"I found a shop that sells clothing made of brick. It's a hardware store."
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"What do you call a pig with three eyes? ...A piiig"
"If some last names were an ancestor's profession (Baker, Cobbler) How do you explain Dickinson?"
"""And thou shalt know those whom God has chosen for eternal salvation in the following manner: they shall retweet this."" Revelation 4:12."
"I think we need to find faster means of travel across water. You catch my drift, mate?"
"It can get pretty exhausting hating as many people as I do in a day."
"Six inches of snow predicted tonight: Is that twitter 6"" | | Subway 6"" | | Real life 6"" | | Or Dan 6"" | | Cheesecake"
"How many gay guys can you fit on a stool? 4 if you flip it upside down."
"WHAT DO WE WANT AMERICA? ROCK HARD ABS!!! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? RIGHT AFTER WE FINISH THIS BOX OF DOUGHNUTS!!!"
"What do you call an animal that goes through your trash and tells great stories? A raccoonteur."