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Joke of the Day

"My six year old niece made up this joke. I think she may be a comedic prodigy. Why did the sweater go to boot camp? To warm up!"

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"The sight of naked cleavage reduces a man's ability to reason by 50% ... Per boob."
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"Need a cure joke... Anyone? I need a joke that involves the band The Cure ... Anyone know any (or can make one up)?"
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"Thumb war is never the thumb answer."
"What is ISIS's favorite type of text? Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading"