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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. You don't need a light bulb when you have a glass ceiling"

"How do Mexican peanuts tell time? cacawatches"

"Flew out of top hat. Flew out of limousine. Flew out of church. -Dove Resume"

"A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says ""Hey."" The horse says ""You read my mind buddy."""

"What do you call a wall st. executive that sucks at his job and is obsessed with his ex girlfriend? A broke stalker!"

"Is this InkJet any good? Sure, we've sold it to royalty Princesses? Mate, it prints ALL the letters!"

"What do you call it when a jewish submarine operator is discriminated against for being gay? Subjugation."

"F*ck and F*ck are sitting on a fence... F*ck falls off, WHO GIVES A F*CK! Stupidity is a niche! ~Skip"

"The reason no one likes my story about a broken pencil: It's pointless."

"When I'm in a conference room all by myself I like to pretend I'm having a very important meeting with chairs about chair shit."