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Joke of the Day
"She said she wanted to see other people So I bought a disguise"
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"So I ruined the employee barbecue yesterday. My boss wouldn't stop grilling me about it."
"Just bought a set of alphabet magnets for my fridge, so this may very well be my last tweet."
"I've stopped trying to understand sandwiches with a third piece of bread in the middle."
"Want to lose 10 pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head."
"That awkward moment when your in super deep thought. Then 3 minutes later you realize you are staring directly at someone."
"I'm getting a new appreciation for black and white films... I just watched jungle fever and I loved it!!!"
"I wish my marks would smoke weed So it'd get high"
"Does your state have less water than California? Drought it."
"Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales!"